A New Day At The Snake Alley Festival of Film!

Tadd's doll collection.

If you read the announcement on Facebook, this will come as no surprise…but Lonnie Schuyler has named Tadd good to be the new Festival director. Tadd is a real go-getter and very talented and creative.

(I have to say these things in case he’s reading this…if you know what I mean. C’mon! The guy collects these little dolls.)

I guess that means he’ll fit right in. Lonnie will still be around—just not involved in the day-to-day activities. Tadd will be handling all of that. He’s excited now, but wait until he finds out what’s in store for him. (Actually, I think he’ll do fine. (I just don’t want him to get a swelled head.)

In other news, there will be a new Schuyler-type at this year’s Snake Alley Festival of Film. I can’t say more than that. You’ll just have to show up to find out.

Start getting those entries ready. It’ll be here before you know it. And have a warm and wonderful holiday season.

One more thing. If Tadd wants to show you his doll collection…run!

Here’s The Line-Up!

Turn to your left! Okay, turn to your right! Now face the front! Number three step forward, please! Oops! Wrong type of line-up!

Here is the line-up you’ve all been waiting for! The films in this year’s Snake Alley Festival of Films are listed below in alphabetical order.

The List

4GLove – Comedy 5 minutes – Josh returns home to confront his

girlfriend Sara about her addiction to her iPhone 4g and

their disintegrating relationship forcing her to choose

between her phone or her man. A cliffhanger about technology

addiction, relationships, and following your heart.

 

5 Words – Student Film – 9 minutes – Based on actual events,

“5 Words” is a short film set in the former Soviet Union in

the year of 1958. It is a short episode from the life of a

young woman who is persecuted for her Christian faith by the

godless Communist movement. In the film, the young woman

who is interrogated only speaks “5 Words.” (in Russian).

 

Animal Cookies – animation – 2 minutes – Molly has proudly

baked herself a batch of animal cookies for dessert.

But when her mother calls her away, the animal cookies decide

dessert is NOT what they want to be.

 

A Short Film – Comedy 3 Minutes – The epitome of a short

western film with short actors, short horses and long

 

Awaiting Dilation – Music Video 8 minutes – A band is about

to play on local morning show, but after being asked to fake

their performance, things take a turn towards the

psychedelic…

 

A Well-Proved Helpmate – Drama – 15 minutes – Meet Pontain

Mitchell, a folk preacher. He has an uncanny, perhaps even

revolutionary gift for spiritual language, but only when he

goes behind a curtain. He even has a different name behind

the curtain—”Jabez.” Even Pontain can’t explain why he must

be hidden for Jabez’s words to come forward.

His gift divides him and makes him a peculiar figure in his

 

A Zombie’s Trip – Australia – 2 minutes – After a sudden turn

of events, a zombie is suddenly brought from the world of

fiction into the world of reality.

 

BALLKONI – Kosovo – 20 minutes – An entire village reacts to

a boy dangling from a balcony in this one-shot film.

 

 

BEHIND THE BUSH – SPAIN – 12 Minutes – Humiliation and

violence are what punctuates the life of this broken man. The silence

is his refuge, the perversion his outlet…

 

BETWEEN SHADOWS – Student Films 7 minutes – It’s just

Cassandra and her 1970 Chevy Nova on the empty night highway.

While driving through the darkness she stops at a gas

station, which has unsettling consequences.

 

BICITOWN – SPAIN – 4 minutes – Bicitown portrays the life of

Modou an immigrant now living in Bilbao (Spain). Using close

ups to stay inside the character we journey through what the

center of his life is nowadays while he speaks about what

took him to Bilbao and how he faces his new life.

 

BONO – SPAIN – 10 minutes – The lead singer of Zaragoza’s

second biggest U2 tribute band refuses to go on stage.

 

Breakdown – Australia – 13 minutes – Lovers who haven’t seen

each other for years have a chance meeting on a deserted

country road. What are the chances?

 

CATCHPHRASE – Comedy 3 minutes – A short film that raises

social awareness about one of our favorite games:

 

CAUGHT IN CONDIMENTS – Comedy – 5 minutes – After a new law

to increase sales tax on condiments is passed, a group of

grocery store employees carry out a heist: steal condiments

from their employer and sell them on the black market as a

form of tax evasion.

 

CLOSET – Drama – 19 minutes – Closet is the story of Elliot,

a young boy who is trying to deal with the monster that is

hiding in his closet. Elliot’s parents are in a tense

relationship that makes dealing with his fears more real than

he can accept.

 

Conversations with Richard – Documentary – 7 minutes – A

short film that portrays my Grandfather’s life after

 

CoPay – comedy – 20 minutes – ‘Kidney Stone’! Anyone who’s

experienced one or more…cringes just seeing those two

words, knowing the intense pain an attack brings on. ‘CoPay’

is an uncomfortably realistic and comedic journey into this

medical emergency experience and an indictment of our medical administration community. You may experience a slight burning

 

DAS KIND – Austria – 18 minutes – It’s the end of the 19th

Century. His name is Alois. He waits in fearful agony for the

dramatic birth of his child. He is ignorant of the dark

future. History always has a beginning.

 

DEMOCRACIA REAL – SPAIN – 4 minutes – Gathered in a park an

assembly of five persons belonging to social movement 15m is

an insurmountable obstacle to democracy. Is everybody ready

to vote? Don’t worry you will not find the answer in this

short film.

 

Dust of War – Special feature – 94 minutes – In a post-apocalyptic American Frontier, a soldier fends off a brutal warmonger. His goal is to rescue the girl fated as the savior of humanity.

 

EL HOMBRE EQUIVOCADO – Spain – 16 minutes – He is an ordinary

sales rep. She is an attractive sea archeologist. Add 200.000

Euros which may or may not have been embezzled. These are the

ingredients of this romantic comedy/thriller.

 

EL TIEMPO DEL AGUA – Canada 13 minutes – Rosa has decided to

leave the safety of home, and meet her estranged lover with

whom she hasn’t spoken in years. But in doing so, she also

leaves her past and secrets vulnerable to be discovered by

 

Eropa – Sci-fi – 15 minutes – An astronaut’s discovery of

intelligent alien life on Jupiter’s moon Europa reminds him

of a tragic past while giving him hope for the future.

Meanwhile, the government must decide what to do about his

profound discovery.

 

Families Are Forever – Documentary – 21 minutes – Tom and

Wendy were devout Mormon parents living in a conservative

community: Attending church every Sunday, actively serving in

their ward, raising five children and knocking on doors to

promote support for California’s Proposition 8 to prevent

same-sex marriage. Then one day, Wendy read 13-year-old

Jordon’s diary and discovered he was gay. What happened next

changed their lives forever.

 

FEED – Animation – 5 minutes – One fine evening, a lonely

grandma took her tiny creature to enjoy an outdoor meal. She

has prepared this meal specially for tonight to appease her

little fellow. But, hunger, greed, and lust can be satisfied by

no one. The result will be beyond imagination!

 

Girl – Horror – 8 minutes – Deep in the dark woods, a girl in

a cage is being held captive by a man with a knife.

 

Green Acres – Animation – 5 Minutes – A parched tortoise

wanders through a vast desert desperately in search of water.

He comes across an oasis only to find that trespassers are

unwelcome. Somehow he must slip past the defenses to quench

his thirst.

 

Harold’s Gift – Student film – 15 minutes – Jim inherits a

piece of magical piano music that re-connects him to his

estranged father.

 

Heat – Foreign Film – 20 minutes – Heat is a sensation

produced in the sentient organs of animals and people by the

burning of calories. When we touch or approach a hot body,

the heat passes from that body to our sense of feeling, and

gives the sensation of heat.

 

Heebie-Jeebies – Horror – 9 minutes – After hearing a scary

bedtime story, a young boy and girl become convinced they

have monsters under their beds. They may be right…

 

I Never Said I Wasn’t Happy – Documentary – 38 minutes –

Happiness doesn’t always make a good story. Before and after

the death of her father, Sara Peak Convery (filmmaker and

artist) obsessively examines her parents’ conflicted

relationship through the lens of her own paintings, family

photography, and revealing interviews. The film observes how

her mother finally claims her own identity as a widow.

 

Jungle warfare college – documentary- 10 minutes – When

people think of India they think of spiritual awakening, “the

world’s largest democracy,” lush jungles and the towering

Himalaya. But inside this country of 1.1 billion is an

ongoing insurgency that tests the limits of India’s

constitutional democracy.

Love Letter – Drama – 13 minutes – Love Letter examines the

fantasies of Basil, an eight-year-old coping with the

emotional anxieties triggered by the divorce of her parents.

 

MARINA – Israel – 8 minutes – After an exhausting job quest

Marina gets a suspicious offer that she cannot refuse. This

offer will expose her to a dark and gray world.

 

MOLLY – Dramedy – 12 minutes – After a breakup with his

girlfriend Molly, Byron and his best friend organize a

complicated breakdown.

 

Money 1955 – Drama – 15 minutes –

The international press descends on a remote

courthouse in Tallahatchie County, Mississippi and draws the world’s

attention to the murder trial of two white men accused of

the horrific lynching of a 14-year old black boy from Chicago

named Emmett Till.

 

Motivating Stanley – Dramedy – 11 minutes – Stanley thought

he was having a normal day. But he was wrong. Today he is

presented with an unusual opportunity. Will Stanley take the

chance?

 

Noah Hammer – Brazil – 15 Minutes – On a surreal farm Noah is

a 30 year-old Afro American who confronts his father pursuing

the dream of playing the Blues with white farm workers. This

journey goes against principles of Southern society where

racism wasn’t a choice for a young, polite and naive person

like Noah.

 

NO MIRES AHÍ – SPAIN – 15 minutes – Marta goes back to her

mother’s house to stay a few days with her little sister. The

girl’s weird behavior and the latent memory of a sad event

will lead Marta to suspect that the house is being haunted by

an uncanny presence.

 

Not Anymore, A story of Revolution – Documentary – 14 minutes –

The story of the Syrian revolution as told through the

experiences of two young Syrians, a male rebel fighter and a

female journalist, as they fight an oppressive regime for the

freedom of their people.

 

 

November – Germany – 5 minutes – November brings with it a

creeping damp, cold fog, as we follow the spiritual

reflections of a downtrodden creature….

 

OUR URBAN WILDERNESS – comedy – 24 minutes – ‘Our Urban

Wilderness’ is a hilarious rewriting of American history. A

film that tells the story of a true national icon, the North

American shopping cart. From prehistory to present modern

day, Our Urban Wilderness is a comedic look at American

consumerism, as well as a spoof of old 1980s nature

 

 

Pages – student film – 8 minutes -‘Pages’ tells the story of

two siblings whose heartwarming relationship is jeopardized

by a dispute. Absorbed in their own worlds, the two struggle

to stay connected. A gift from the past may hold the key to

recognizing what is most important. Will this realization

come too late?

 

Pan – France – 9 minutes – 3 woman and a dustbin. And…Bang!

 

Pauline In A Beautiful World – Drama – 20 minutes – A young

debutante transcends the rigid society she once knew and

discovers a better place that exists inside a dream.

 

Playing with The Devil – Horror – 7 minutes – While home

alone, three sisters conduct a Japanese ritual of Hitori

Kakurenbo or ‘One Man Tag’ with their beloved doll. Terror

ensues as the girls realize that one should never play a game

with the Devil.

 

PORQUE HAY COSAS QUE NUNCA SE OLVIDAN … ITALY – 13 minutes –

Naples Italy. 1950. Four friends are playing soccer out on

the street when their ball is accidentally kicked into the

evil old lady´s yard. They’ll never play with their ball

again…and for that the revenge will be deadly….

 

Sad Monster – Canada – 7 minutes – Sad Monster is a short

film by Award Winning Creative Director Kurt Dettbarn based

on the original song written and recorded by Kurt Dettbarn.

The short film attempts to capture a moment in the life of

Kurt’s 2 year old daughter (Maja) as she out grows the

imaginary monster in her closet.

 

Salvage – Documentary – 34 minutes -‘Salvage’is a documentary

that takes a look at the stories of women on Skid Row, and

their struggles with homelessness, abuse, and addiction.

Filmed at and with the help of the Union Rescue Mission, the

film takes a special glimpse into the Mission and the

transitional housing facility Hope Gardens. The stories of

the women are as varied as the way that they got to Skid Row,

and each is salvaging their life in a different way.

 

Say My Heart Goodbye – Music Video – 7 minutes – Part love

story, part nod to classic monster movies, “Say My Heart

Goodbye” is a narrative music video that traces the journey

of a man as he attempts to bring back the love of his life

from the dead.

 

SEARCY COUNTY – Student film – 6 minutes – This short film

depicts the little-known and unusual world of the Searcy

County Livestock Auction in Marshall, Arkansas.

 

She’s Da Reason – Music Video – 4 minutes – A music video for

the song ‘She’s Da Reason’ by artist Misalanyus. The video

captures an emotional response to an intimate partner’s

 

SIN RESPUESTA – Spain – 10 minutes – Lola goes through the

pressures of the day but she does her job without giving it

too much thought. She works as a telemarketing phone operator

for a financial institution. From her tiny cubicle she phones

those who owe the company money to remind them that when it

comes to payment there are no valid excuses. The telephone

allows her to keep enough distance… but one day comes to a

head when she is left with no answer.

 

Smile – Italy – 10 minutes – Smile is about the relationship between a father and son, with the father teaching the son how to deal with his imperfections.

 

SUGAR ZOMBIE – Colombia – 16 minutes – In a film that starts

from the end and moves progressively backwards, until we

discover the origin of the events, Sugar Zombie tells a story

of how things work in a small Latin American society.

 

Talk To Strangers – Sci-fi – 13 minutes – A man brings home a

strange woman with an even stranger condition: she says she’s

EMOTIONLESS. As the man tries to understand her, his less than-

normal girlfriend tries to undermine her, and life in

his apartment gets just a bit weird.

 

TARDE DE FÚTBOL – Spain – 19 minutes – Sara has been declared

innocent. S

In this film, she and her lawyer, Mariola, talk about the

circumstances of the day Sara was accused.

 

 

The Adventures Of Sheriff Kid McLain – Action – 18 minutes –

A young and frightened Billy goes on a journey with his older

Brother, Johnny, to the Old West.  Ever since the Governor’s son

rolled into the town of Ferro Grande, it has been threatened by

Dirt Man Duke and the Lightning Gang.  Now, Sheriff Kid

McLain must protect the Governor’s son and this peaceful quiet

town against from the vengeance of Dirt Man Duke and his gang.

His only help is a young cowboy barely in his teens.

 

The Man Who Feed His Shadow – – minutes – A man intrudes into

rich people’s dinners claiming that he can collect the food

from their table and feed his shadow which, curiously enough,

is a female figure.

 

The Mock Destruction Of The World – Drama – 9 minutes – Tommy

Roach is an unusual toy maker, who finds grace in malfunction

and creativity in decay. A science fiction story plays out

that features the decay of nature, as described by glorious

autumn colors, and the gleam of an automated modernity, as

described by the sheer light bouncing off glass and steel and

peculiar glow of boulevards at night. Tommy’s toys come to

life and act out his thoughtful cosmological vision.

 

The Not So Good Pilot – Iowa made film – 5 minutes – It is

taking a greater collaborated effort from more and more

financial backers and studios to produce a movie of epic

proportions. Furthermore, in order to insure financial

success, a movie needs to use the multi-talents of a super

star, who can direct and write as well as act. The Not So

Good Pilot is what is in store for movie goers if this trend

 

The Organizer – Dramedy – 11 minutes – Shirleen lives in a

van, but convinces her brother she lives in the apartment she

cleans. When he insists on staying overnight, she must force

him out before the owner returns.

 

There is no God and we all die alone – comedy – 21 minutes –

After the death of his father, Henry Fleetwood embarks on a

whimsical journey to find the meaning of life and death.

 

The Tedious Existence Of Terrell B. Howell – Dramedy – 25 minutes – Terrell and Nancy Howell’s tedious existence is changed forever when middle-aged Terrell finds Joy. She’s a seductive young woman who reignites his passion. But will Nancy and Terrell’s marriage survive?

 

 

THE VIOLINIST – Student film – 24 minutes – A ten-year-old

boy wants to be a violinist like his grandfather, but his

father forbids it because he does not want to pursue the same

life that his grandfather did; the life of an artist

following his dreams.

 

 

The Wheeler Parker Story – Drama – 16 Minutes – Wheeler

Parker gives his firsthand account of events leading up to

the abduction and eventual murder of his cousin, Emmett Till,

in 1955.

 

This Is (Not) Yates – Student Film – 3 minutes – This might

(not) be a fake self-portrait.

 

We Are Alone In This Together – Music Video – 5 minutes –

Music video for Graham Lindsey by award-winning

writer/actor/director Michael McCallum.

 

We Are Somebody – Documentary – 7 minutes – The film examines

youth from some of Kansas City’s toughest neighborhoods. The

stories in this documentary are written and voiced by the

youth themselves while filming takes place in their

environments. This is in effort to raise awareness and

provoke action to enable all of our youth to dream, create,

and explore their ideas.

 

Wunderland – Action – 5 minutes – Set in WWII during the

Battle of The Bulge, ‘Wunderland,’ follows a squad of US

soldiers and their dedicated officer as they fend off the

brutal onslaught of German attackers.

 

Zombeo and Juliecula – Comedy – 35 minutes – An elementary

school is split between two feuding populations. A young boy and

a young girl discover that they’ve got much more in common

than they’ve been led to believe. The only thing standing in their way

is the same thing that divides the school: He’s a zombie, and She’s a vampire.

 

 

 

Give Mom A Special Treat!

This Sunday is Mother’s Day. If you’re still at a loss for a gift, how about giving her tickets to The Snake Alley Festival of Film. It will be something unique and unusual. And it will be something she’ll remember forever.

Sure, flowers are nice. But how many Moms’ can say, “My child took me to an indie film festival?” Buy the big package and get her into the after parties. She might just blow your mind when she rocks out to the live music.

Think of all the joy she’ll get out of sitting in at the stage reading of the screenplays, or hanging with the filmmakers at the filmmakers panel discussions.

Then there’s the tour of Burlington and the not-to-be-missed Wiener Dog Races and Cyn-A-Palooza.

C’mon! You know she’ll love it. And you might just get to “Favorite Child” status! It’s worth a shot.

June in Iowa…what’s not to love? Load her on the old Harley and ride on over. See you there on June 3rd.

“Right Around The Corner!”

The Ides of March have passed. Taxes have been paid or refunds collected, and May flowers are beginning to bloom.

You know what that means don’t you? It means that The Snake Alley Festival of Film is “right around the corner,” as my mother used to say.

She used that expression regarding deadlines for upcoming events such as homework assignments, school projects, chores I promised to do…and holidays. In my formative years I spent a lot of time peeking around corners hoping to get a glimpse of some future event…but to no avail.

I eventually came to realize that “right around the corner,” “before you know it,” and “it’ll sneak up on you,” all meant the same thing. “Get your butt in gear!”

What does this have to do with The Snake Alley Festival of Film? Well, it’s coming up on June 3rd, which is “right around the corner!”

So, get your butt in gear and get your tickets bought, rooms booked and travel arranged.

You should also detox your liver in preparation. Amy Walsh is looking for a venue for a fourth “after party,” so be prepared.

You might also get a chance to see Lonnie Schuyler reprise his famous Michael Flatley dance routine in front of the theater.

See you in Burlington, Iowa. Be there or be square.

“Follow That Dream!”

Geraldine “Jerrie” Mock was known as “The Flying Housewife” in 1964 when she became the first female pilot to fly solo around the world. Lonnie Schuyler, (our fearless leader) was only 1½ years old.

 A statue dedicated to her accomplishment will be unveiled Thursday, April 17, 2014 at Port Columbus International Airport. That’s exactly 50 years from the day she landed there completing her epic feat.

At 88-years old, her health prevents her from attending. Her only disappointment is that a movie was never made about her exploits. (Hint Hint)

Her advice to those who want to travel to a different drummer: “Follow your dreams. Don’t let people discourage you from trying.”

If you’re a film maker who is following your dreams, do you have an entry entered in The Snake Alley Festival of Film? Why not? You until have until April the 15th, so get with it.

Now for a bit of movie trivia. “Follow That Dream” was an American musical filmed on the gulf coast of Florida in 1962. It starred Elvis Presley and he had a hit song of the same name. There is a now a road near the filming site called Follow That Dream Parkway.

Hope to see you all here in June for the 3rd Annual Snake Alley Festival of Film.

“Ding! Dong! The Groundhog’s Dead”

It looks as though spring is FINALLY arriving here in Burlington, Iowa. And…it’s about time. We need to be able to look forward to that “beautiful “first week in June weather” that has been a hallmark of every Snake Alley Festival of Film since the beginning.

To add to that, we have a plethora (look it up, Bunky) of really excellent entries this year, and the judges have been working their eyeballs to the bone. (What!?! You didn’t know that eyeballs had bones?)

There are gonna be some killer flicks…and a couple of new surprises this year. So, you definitely do not want to miss this one. Make plans to be here.

The downside to this nice spring weather is the judges are starting to get “Spring Fever.” We had to use leg irons to shackle them to their chairs. If we didn’t, they would sneak out and go tip-toeing through the tulips, or lolly-gagging down in the meadow, or romping in the woods, or…well, you get the idea.

Not to worry though. When the judging is done, we’ll give them each a double-shot of espresso with lots of sugar and a puppy. Then we’ll send them home to their parents.

Speaking of parents, Lonnie’s step-brother is coming this year. Yet another reason to attend as you watch the two neophytes try to best the master. (That would be me, Lonnie and Ray’s dad.) Little do these two up-starts realize…the master has not revealed all of his tricks.

Book your flights and rooms now. Space is going fast. Plus…there will be wiener-dog races down the main street of town.

“Boomtown, Baby!”

Do you know that Burlington, Iowa was named one of the top 50 most livable cities for baby-boomers? Yep! None other than The Huffington Post gave us that distinction.

We like to think that The Snake Alley Festival of Film contributed to us winning that honor. (Well…that and the Wiener dog races.)

And speaking of things that are booming, The Snake Alley Festival of Film is going crazy this year. It has really blown up on us. Great new talent, lots of quality entries, and new volunteers to help out.

Not only that, but this year’s “after parties” look like they’re going to be over the top. (I just hope my poor liver can take it. But, I’ll suffer through it.)

The late entry deadline is roaring up on you if you haven’t got your film in yet. April 1st is the last day. So get ‘em in here…NOW!

See you at the Capitol Theater, or the “after parties,” or both. And for the really brave, the “after, after parties” at the Hopkins residence.

“Tis The Luck O’ The Irish”

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Monday, March 17th is Saint Patrick’s Day. And surely you’ll be wearing of the green and indulging in a wee bit of corned beef and cabbage to help you get some “Luck O’ the Irish.”

The real question is, “Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, Punk?” Oops, sorry! Wrong movie. That one had nothing to do with Saint Patrick’s Day.

But if you’re really lucky, your short film will be an official selection of The Snake Alley Festival of Film. You’ve already had a wee bit of luck because the deadline for entry was extended until April 1st.

And a “short’ film is not necessarily a story about leprechauns…although it could be. So put down that pint of Guinness and pull up yer kilt there O’Donovan. And get crackin’. June is coming faster than an Irishman heading to happy hour.

The same goes for all of you budding James Joyce types out there. Get those screenplays in.

And “top O’ the mornin’ to ya” from the crew at Snake Alley Festival of Film. See you in June.

A disclaimer is due here. No Irishmen were harmed during the writing of this post…but some damage was done to a bottle of Jameson’s.

Uh Oh! You Missed It!

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That’s right Bunky! You missed the March 1st deadline for entering your short-film masterpiece into The Snake Alley Festival of Film at the Capitol Theater in beautiful Burlington, Iowa.

But before you say, “Oh @#$@*%!” we’ve got good news…and some bad news.

Here’s the good news. Just because it’s you, we’ve extended the deadline. The deadline for late entries (that would be you) is now April 1st! (No fooling.)

Now for the bad news. The judges have already strained their beady little eyeballs watching an endless array f really, really good short films. And just because YOU dawdled…they’re going to have to work extra hard and push their little peepers to the limit.

So when your entry is selected, and you’re here for The 3rd Annual Snake Alley Festival of Film—and you see people roaming the streets with blood-shot, teary, runny, puffy eyes, mumbling dialogue—you’ll feel pangs of guilt knowing that it is all YOUR fault. (Or they’re recovering from one of the “after parties.”)

Actually, our judges love it, and they come back year after year. It’s a good excuse to get out of class. (And, because Third Grade can really get boring year after year.)

On a side note, it looks like Lonnie Schuyler’s brother will be attending this year, as well as his Dad. If you know Lonnie, you know you can now expect a triple dose of smart-aleckness this year!

See you in June at The Snake Alley Festival of Film.

Getting Better With Age!

In the last blog post, someone mentioned something about someone being “really old!”

Now, if you look at the picture which accompanied that post, you’ll notice TWO older guys there. One is the really cool older guy who’s been around the block a time or two. The other is a rapidly aging actor who used to be on an ancient series called “Melrose Place.” (Was color TV invented then?) I mean, when was the last time you Googled some of the cast from that show? Talk about ancient.

Now that we’ve cleared THAT up—let’s get on to new business. The deadline for entries into The Snake Alley Festival of Film is rapidly approaching. The entries are coming in at a furious pace. Don’t dawdle and get shut out! March 1st is the deadline for entries.

It will be the same great Snake Alley Festival of Film that we’ve all come to love…but with some extras. This year we’ve added an extra day and some cool new surprises.

We’ve also got some new judges, since one of our “OLD” judges will be in San Francisco on an internship. (Can you believe that? Putting her career ahead of The Snake Alley Festival of Film.)

Paulina and Julian

Paulina and Julian

What? You haven’t mailed your entry yet? Tick tock! What are you waiting for?